Big Bends Nut Sauce is really a name that cannot be ignored, drawing attention like a corn maze or the world's largest ball of yarn off the next exit. It's a non-toxic, non-corrosive lubricant that's stable at any temperature, and Big Bends claims that it has tremendous results on your guitar among a multitude of other applications.

Big Bends lists the services Nut Sauce can provide for your guitar:

• Nut Sauce ends Pitch Drift
• Nut Sauce ends String Breakage Problems
• Nut Sauce Stops Wear and Bridge and Nut
• Nut Sauce Increases Sustain and Harmonics
• Nut Sauce Improves Overall Performance of ALL Stringed Instruments

Nut Sauce comes bundled with different sized applicators. For starters, Big Bends has the "Lil' Luber." It comes with a fine-point microbrush and treats about 50-75 strings.

Perhaps you've tried the Lil' Luber, and you want more. That's where the Bench Luber comes in. It's what Big Bends calls "the long awaited giant Nut Sauce applicator." It comes with three microbrushes -- each one smaller than the last, and it is equivalent to a dozen Lil' Luber packages. Thus, if you only have a little, but you want a lot, you too can be like "Jenny from the block" and order your lubricant in bulkier quantities.

After seeing these claims and Big Bends' website, riddled with quotes, animated .gifs and a layout stolen from 1997, I was a bit skeptical. But would Joe Satriani lie about being on the sauce?

Luckily, Big Bends stands behind their Nut Sauce, and they apparently have so much confidence in their sauce that they're giving out free samples, and who am I to refuse a free sample of Nut Sauce?

Stay tuned for the results. Is Nut Sauce really a miracle cure for your guitar strings or is the Satch just boogie-ing all over your gullibility?