OH GOD!!!! THE EIGHT-LEGGED CARL MARTIN CLASSIC OPTO-COMPRESSOR IS TERRIFYING NEW YORK!!! IT'S HIDEOUS!!!! IT'S HUGE!!! IT'S AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE!!!! LOOK, IT JUST THREW THAT CAR INTO A STOREFRONT AND THE WHOLE BUILDING JUST BURST INTO FL-
Oh wait, I'm thinking of the octo-compressor. This is a stompbox-style optical compressor.