The kids at Cluster Sound must be getting bored with coming up with themes for new loop libraries; they've named their newest one "House O' Matic," and say that it's targeted towrads Tech-House producers, which, well, duh. We at Gearwire want the creative team to take a look at how their sagging creativity affects the greater gear-news industry. Just observe the headline for this article: "Cluster Sound House 'O Matic: Year End, Tech-Housing Stimulus Package"? That's not very clever. That's just textbook Trickle-Down Laziness in action.

The lack of creative spark probably won't affect the audience at your next set, though, even if you do spin with House O' Matic. This collection features 925 MB of "worldclass quality construction loops and grooves, filtered micro breaks, fat basses, chord synths, vocal loops and much more." The loops and samples and such are all carefully extracted from Tech Producer DSP. Notice, this does not add to the immense girth of Thec Producer DSP, as Cluster Sound Team has already kept His promise in that department. Rather, House O' Matic is carefully distilled from Tech Producer DSP through a painstaking process not unlike the separation of blood cells from plasma in a flobotomist's centrifuge:

Cluster Sound House O' Matic contains 700 Wav, 400 Rex, 1200 Instrument and 70 Midi files and can be yours for only 39.95 €.