Daisy Rock shot us a total of ten press releases today, so if your idea of a good time is reading about ergonomically sensitive instruments with feminine-centric appointments, it might be a good idea to call in sick to work (after you vote, of course).

One such news item is the two new finishes available for the Daisy Rock Siren body style -- Atomic Pink and Black Sparkle. Both thee finishes are actually "sparkle" finishes, but the phrases "Sparkle Pink™" and "Atomic Black™" are actually trademarked by Mattel and Hasbro, respectively for use in their Barbie™ and G.I.Joe™ lines, also respectively*.

The Siren still features the specs that made Gloria Steinem take up the guitar at the age of 72**: a lightweight sycamore body, slim and fast maple neck with rosewood fingerboard, custom Daisy tuners, high-output Daisy humbuckers and a three-way pickup selector for summoning the classic tones of rock, if not the classic gender roles.

Daisy Rock makes a big to-do about the fact that their guitars arrive "Set up and ready to play" right from the factory, and if you've ever been had by a chop-shop slob-job from ports unknown that's left you feeling dirty and sore in the morning, you know a decent setup is no small potatoes.

The Daisy Rock Siren can be yours for $349 US.

*lies, utter lies
**ibid.