Yeah, we know Independence Day is still almost a month away, but REAL patriots don't wait for no stinkin' holiday to square off against our former colonizers in a guitar speaker battle royale. REAL patriots call it Independence YEAR, and they sure as HECK don't lose Superbowls!

Owen "Real American Hero" O'Malley switched out the Vox AlNiCo Blue (no slouch) from Gearwire's house Vox AC15 with an Eminence Patriot Screamin' Eagle and conducted a good old shootout. Which reminds me: isn't it about time we invaded England? I'd call it "overdue comeuppance" if that phrase didn't sound so frickin' British.