Over at the loudest basement in Chicago, the Emperor Cabs Bass 4x12 is the last of the three big and bad cabs to present itself with Nate Madden in the driver's seat. With stained wood exterior and Eminence speakers inside, these cabs start out right, waiting only for you to plug in and get started. So if you just want to talk about it, make like Craig and slowly disappear to make room for the real issue at hand.

Still no proof that this bass cab can handle clean bass, but once you've got sick fuzz tone, you never want to let go. We assure you, though, this is one cab that doesn't mind getting dirty. It won't kick you out for vomiting in it like some of the cabs I've been in.