Bill Holland: So, sausages...exactly what comes to mind when one thinks of breakfast on the frontier, greasy spoon diners at 1am, and...Moog synthesizers?

Joe Wallace Are those REAL pork sausages? Or is it that soy crap? Anything is possible, but I will tell you this--if those damn things are being served at the breakfast bar at Summer NAMM, I'll take a pass. I bet those are made of TOFU. Hey, remember that Dead Milkmen album Metaphysical Graffiti? The song that had that quote, "You ever go to eat a pure pork sausage only to find it's got little HAIRS growin' all over it?"

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Bill Holland Pork and Moog? Together? That's what this (supposedly unofficial) ad wants us to think. Besides, everyone likes patch cables in their bacon and eggs.

Sausage, of course, has long been valued for it's fat, analog sound properties. In fact, this same sausage was played on the unfinished Yes project, Tales from the Eternal Pork Processing Planet.