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Ibanez 540S, Guitar Player Magazine, Feb. 1992

June 16, 2007
Ibanez print ad from 1992

Want to see the future? Of course you do. Back in the pages of the February 1992 issue of Guitar Player magazine, the Ibanez company had similar dreams and worked to channel visions of events yet to come. Undoubtedly helped along by ingesting enormous quantities of cough syrup, Ibanez executives' concept for tomorrow involved the tragic slaughter, stuffing, mounting and display of Testament guitarist Alex Skolnick. Unfortunately, since today is yesterday's future, we need only look around for proof that Mr. Skolnick's early demise was in vain and Ibanez was way off.

Rob Warmowski: I for one am thankful that the future did not develop into one where common citizens wear body-hugging unitards that fit poorly around the calves. It would have been nice to see those helmets everywhere, though. I guess there's still time.


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... and taking a break from

By: Babz (not verified)
... and taking a break from their day job as coffee bean stompers at the Starbucks Plant. (What are the unitard denizens standing on? And what are all those brown stains around their feet?)
Mon, 2007-06-18 08:13

A theory

By: warmowski
Could those brown stains be excess enbalming fluid leaking from the unfortunate Mr. Skolnick? Or maybe in the future is everything just really dusty?
Mon, 2007-06-18 15:00

... I like what you had to

By: Cell Phone Lookup (not verified)

... I like what you had to say here, and wonder what else is on your mind. You know?

Sun, 2012-01-15 14:17

In the future all Hard Rock

By: dolivas (not verified)
In the future all Hard Rock Cafes will have non-replica guitarists for display... in the year 2000...
Mon, 2007-06-18 08:14

I find it a little ironic

By: Anonymous Coward
I find it a little ironic that the ad is title "Endangered Species" for a metal musician, (I may be mistaken) because isn't Mr. Skolnick now playing jazz?
Tue, 2007-06-19 15:08

endangered species.....why...???????

By: mga ulul (not verified)

my question is why....?????

becoz. im a metal master musician....

what 's the of that... ???
what 's the meaning of that... ???

or maybe ... all of metal master
is turning into a jazzy geek.. ; (
....@};- @};- @};-....

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