You know how speed dating can be. One second things seem to be going swimmingly, the next second you mention that you like to be referred to as "SIR" Paul McCartney and everything jut spirals out of control. So it went with Bill and the Hercules Mobile DJ MP3 controller.

I was actually kinda digging the sounds Bill wrangled out of the thing at first, until he got to the effects section, and had to resort to the mouse to access them. Umm, what's the point of making the thing mobile at that point? Just sayin'