If you're looking to sell an album to my mom, Knobster MeowSynth is an absolutely essential production tool. It's a software synth, labeled a "synthesizer meowizer," that synthesizes cat-like noises.

Since music is the universal language, head on over to Knobster's official website (linked below) and check out the demos. They'll make you happy. Unfortunately, Russian isn't the universal language, so unless you read it fluently, you'll have to settle on internet translations, like I did.

Fast Features:

• "Odnoostsillyatorny caterwaul PNEs with avtofiltratsiey;"
• Velocity sensitivity
• Mono- and polyphonic modes
• Visual display of "the mew"
• Chorus
• Controlled vibrato attack
• Free