Loopmasters

There's little need to sample your own lines from film, TV, and broadcast productions anymore, since Loopmasters Movie Dialogue Vol 3 does it for you and offers those lines to you royalty-free. Now you don't have to dig through your collection of film noir and wonder if you'll be sued for sampling a certain line.  

Minimalism is all about making mountains out of molehills. This is the exact thing that one German producer did in the new Loopmasters Minimal Synthetic By Felix Bernhardt  

Yeah, loops may be a quick solution but nothing can deliver your own personality like your own original beats. Loopmasters Essential House Drumworks will give you the tools to create that original four-on-the-floor beat from scratch.  

Celt Islam is that kind of producer that blends electronic sounds and Middle Eastern and Indian instrumentation into his dub mixes. The new loop and sample collection Loopmasters Celt Islam Sufi Dub features his signature production style and gets it down to your mixes.  

For some producers, the sound of real acoustic drums is blessedly organic, sounding a lot more alive than their electronic counterparts. Putting in Nasser Bouzida's talent into your mix is Loopmasters Goody Goody Drumdrops.  

The Loopmasters series, "Reel People Broken Beat, Nu Jazz and Soul", has become one of the most popular releases among the patrons of Loopmasters. Due to popular demand, Loopmasters brings in a new set of loops and samples as a followup through Broken Beat, Nu Jazz and Soul Vol. 2.  

Minimal underground dance tracks have those undeniable links from the academe. Reestablish those links while setting the dance floor on fire with Loopmasters Minimal Underground Techno (I meant that in a figurative sense. You don't want to be sued for arson, right?)  

Too much coffee at night may want you to move about and hop around the house. It might even inspire you to pour the scalding black stuff all over your computer, resulting in some that's sure to sound similar to the new Loopmasters Fidget House Loop and Sample Collection. Buy the collection and save your gear (and heart, nervous system, teeth, etc. . . ).  

Everyone in the know has been giving this Dom Kane kid some major props lately, and Dom Kane returns the favor by pairing up with Loopmasters for his own Artist Series Library. Let Dom Kane -- Tech House Producer give some inspiration and spice to your tracks.  

The Loopmasters Wave Alchemy Electro House Progressions is a new loop collection that every club DJ will be able to use, as it complies loops that are appropriate for literally ALL styles of music: electro, house and minimal.  

Canadian dance music producer Deadmau5 won Beatport's 2008 Best Electro House Artist, Best Progressive House Artist and Producer of the Year titles. But the biggest honer of all? Being featured in the new Loopmasters Deadmau5 Xfer collection.  

If I were Zed Bias, I would make sure Deadly Dub Constructor was the official title on all of my business cards. I'd then write a pseudo-autobiographical screenplay about a dub constructing action hero named Zed Bias who went on dark dub quests to kill criminals in a seedy black market conglomerate.  

Put on your hard hat, because it's about to get dangerously funky. Loopmasters teams up with Delicious Allstars for an out of this world funky, soulful experience that'll stock up your library with the juicy funk licks of Jocelyn Brown and a slew of renowned funk artists.  

Unless you're hip to the world of Drum 'N Bass, you might not know that Drumsound and Bassline Smith are the names of two of the masters of the genre. They've spent ten years collecting samples, and the fruits of their labors are present in this collection.  

There was a story once about three swines who produced house music. One produced Deep, one produced Tech and the third produced Minimal. Then a wolf came by to blow their House music down, but that's utterly ridiculous. You know what they say about wolves, though.  

From the duo that once collaborated with George Jetson (on the single "Stop This Crazy Thing") comes the newest loop collection from the self-appointed loop-masters: Loopmasters Coldcut Sound Science.  

Loopmasters lends us the versatile stylings of producers Nick Riley and Andi Durrant. Progressive House Producer will help you build up your tracks by giving you a toolkit worthy of Bob Vila himself.  

You see, the title is a pun. Not only does Loopmasters House Improvements Vol.1 want to improve your House DJ set, it also wants you to improve your physical house. These beats will inspire you to spackle, grout, rehang doors and generally increase the fair-market value of your domicile. Also, I think it's a reference to that show, House M.D.  

The second Loopmasters Drum Drops In Dub collection touts Horseman as the featured player of the loops. Loopmasters says that "Horseman needs no introduction," but I'm not familiar, and, seeing as Horseman has no Wikipedia entry, we can safely assume that Loopmasters made him up.

In related news, I do not exist.  

With product art featuring a gold mic, gold lettering, and a model in a gold lamé bikini, one might think that Loopmasters originally had lower expectations for their Platinum RnB Grooves collection. That was before they heard the final product, though. They quickly decided to upgrade the titular element; unfortunately, they had already let their art director go, and no one makes platinum bikinis anymore.  

Loopmasters releases Nick Thayer Breaks Producer, or Nick Thayer Break for short. It's a sample library of sounds from the hit TV show where a man gets himself locked inside Nick Thayer to break his brother -- accused of a crime he did not commit -- out of Nick Thayer.  

A small taste of the massive Tech Producer DSP collection, Loopmasters DSP Bass Modules provides hundreds of multi-sampled bass instruments perfect for every genre of music, from drum n' bass to bass n' drum and everything in between.  

With Fistful of Drummers 2, Loopmasters wants to restore the grooves of the 60s and 70s. It reaches deep into the grab bag of time to pull out loops in a variety of classic styles.  

The new loop sample collection from Loopmasters features drum and basslines inspired by the Garage (garrige, if you're savvy) and Bassline club music scenes. The Bassline style is characterized by prominent and oftentimes complex, you guessed it, hi-hat patterns.