Face it, no one gets down to your Regressive House music anymore. When that drunk chick told you your set was "stupid bad" she did not mean it in the Michael Jackson "bad" sense nor did she mean "stupid" as in "awesome / off the hook." It's time to upgrade with Loopmasters Wave Alchemy Electro House Progressions.

Electro House Progressions fuses electro, progressive and minimal house in this collection of over 500mb of 24bit material in Acid/Wav/Rex/Apple Loops formats. I bet you didn't think that electro, progressive and minimal COULD be fused together, and that's why you're not producing loop collections and Loopmasters is. They're not called Loopservants, are they? NO! That's because they are LEADERS and "Loopmasters" sounds cooler anyway.

As I'm obviously at a loss for word as to how to further describe this loop collection, here's what Loopmasters had to say about it (another reason they're selling loops and I'm not):

"As well as an excellent standalone product in its own right, this library is designed to work as an accompaniment to our hugely successful first release, Electro House Underground. The combined content of Electro House Underground and Electro House Progressions gives you access to a huge and ultimately complete collection of inspirational royalty free electro, progressive and minimal samples, influenced by the current underground dance music scene and its leading producers. . . Blistering analogue basses, essential minimal stabs, crusty vintage synth loops and frantic minimal drum loop bliss. Original Roland TB-303 loops, crispy top loops, live percussion loops, sizzling synth FX and over 200 original drum hits and glitch percussion.

£34.95 (or about $50 US) is all you'll need to reverse the horrible downwards spiral your loop collection has been in of late.