No matter how good or bad the content of your DJ set, it can't hurt to show up at the gig with all your gear neatly packed into a snazzy DJ-attaché case like the new M-Audio Xponent Gig Bag. You'll look professional, prepared, and somewhat anti-social. . . exactly the look most DJs spend years trying to cultivate.

The Xponent Gig Bag features everything you'd want to port your mobile laptop DJ rig, including an integrated cable management system for quick setup and breakdown. The multi-compartment bag easily holds your laptop, DJ control surface, headphones, cabling, adapters, MP3 player, glowsticks, pacifier, mascara, sparklers, laser pointer and troll doll collection while providing ample protection for each. The interior in lined in high-contrast orange, which makes it easy to see all your gear, even in low light (unless all your gear is also high-contrast orange). The exterior is finished in an unassuming grey and black to protect against predators.

The heavy-duty nylon shell and "dense" stitching ensure you'll be showing up to gigs looking like a total dork for years to come. Did we mention the adjustable strap? That's what your dad said.