INTERVIEWER: So, tell us where you got your start, MHC Electronic Drum Kits. Who were your influences, your idols, your heros?

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INTERVIEWER: That's so funny, I totally hear the Klaus Dinger influence in your sound! Is he the inspiration behind your modular-synth-type LFO and envelop modulation sections?

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INTERVIEWER: I see. Well, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Grace Jones's albums were a huge motivation for including delay and reverb effects in your program architecture as well.

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INTERVIEWER: Wow! I would have never guessed! So tell us about this new VST bundle you've been spotted with. Are things serious? Do we hear FM-generated wedding bell approximations in the future?

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INTERVIEWER: $199, for the whole bundle, including Acoustic and Ambient Kits? Well, I don't know what our audience here might think about your domestic lifestyle, but I say, go for it. This is America, after all. Home of the free!

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INTERVIEWER: Oh MHC Electronic Kits, you are a joker!