Representing a complete breach of the separation of powers set forth in this country's founding documents, Muse Research and IK Multimedia have joined forces to create a hardware / software package so powerful, only the strict constructivist judges on the supreme court can save us.

The Muse Receptor was developed as a hardware plugin player for live and studio use. VSTi enthusiasts rightfully complained about the relative instability or PC and Mac operating systems, to say nothing of the hassle of lugging a computer around while on tour. The Receptor provides a platform that's as stable as any dedicate rack effect or synth module, but offers the virtually unlimited flexibility and expandability of the plugin universe.

Perhaps it was only a matter of time, then, that a music software giant like IK Multimedia would be tempted to put our founding principals to the test my entering into direct collaboration with Muse Research. By creating a Receptor package that includes the most popular and powerful of IK's constituencies -- SampleTank 2.5, Sonik Synth 2*, Miroslav Philharmonik, SampleMoog and SampleTron -- the two companies are responsible for assembling the terrifying digital oligarchy that great democratic theorists like Alexis de Tocqueville and John Stuart Mill warned us about almost 200 years ago. This is the kind of catalyzing action that transforms democracies into puppet governments controlled by shadow cabals**.

The Total Workstation Rack is equally suitable for live and studio work, and is perfect for both performing kayboardists and composers alike. It's available from both company's websites for $1,999.99

*The one with Miles "Tails" Prower.
**Ancient Chinese secret, huh?