Things you can do with the new Neutrik Dummyplug:

• Keep dust and other particulates from gathering in and corroding unused 2- and 4- pole Speakon jacks
• Keep individuals with Speakon-shaped fingers from getting caught in / mucking up unused Speakon jacks
• Suitable replacement for thimble and / or clothes iron player-pieces in Monopoly
• Lull wild Neutrik Plugs close enough to your hunting blinds for a clear shot

Things you can't do with the new Neutrik Dummyplug:

• Fool others into thinking your equipment doesn't suffer from a thinning jack-count
• Combat channel leakage, a.k.a. sonic-diarrhea
• Shut your stupid assistants up
• Save the US economy
• etc.