If you think the release of a new Numark Dust Cover is BORRRing, maybe you should invent something much more interesting like a time machine. Then, use that time machine to go back in time to the 1930s and take a trip out to the Great Plains where the Dust Bowl will show you just how devastating of a problem you've misunderestimated dust to be. Things like drought, famine, compromised sound on vinyl records and dust storms prove that dust is no joke.

The new Numark Dust Cover is a universal cover that fits over one million turntables (not simultaneously) to protect your vinyl records. It is, however, designed specifically for Numark Turntables, adding an elegant look and a glove-tight fit to your turntable while guarding your records from the unsettling hazards of dust. Its appearance benefits greatly from sleek lines and a subtle ultraviolet tint.

The Dust Cover's shape has been crafted with a cutaway for the tone-arm counterweight allowing records to play from edge to center without obstruction. Its rubber feet allow the dust cover to be placed on the turntable while a record is spinning while minimizing noises and it also works to eliminate diffraction. This durable dust cover is made of shatter and scratch-resistant polycarbonate, and that's a fact. Though it is unconfirmed, the Numark Dust Cover might also be bulletproof. Test it out next time a gunfight breaks out on your direct route to the liquor store and never take an unnecessary detour again!

Key features of DUST COVER include:

• Universal design fits many Numark turntable models
• Robust polycarbonate construction
• Shatter and scratch-resistant
• Tone arm counterweight cutaway permits playback with dustcover in place
• Strategically located rubber feet minimize noise and eliminate diffraction