Man, remember way back when people thought that electronic noisemakers could actually teach your kids something, instead of just being sampled and turned into virtual instrument collections like Precisionsound Retro Gadgets Vol. 4? I would, if I hadn't repressed that negative experience of my older cousin making his Speak N' Spell call me "jerk-face" over and over. AHH, THEY'RE COMING BACK TO ME, THE MEMORIES!!!