Prominy

If you're planning on composing something that should have a guitar but you either don't have one or you can't play one, better try to get a competent guitarist. The next best choice might be with Prominy LPC Electric Guitar LE.  

In the 1998 cult classic The Big Lebowski, Maude Lebowski recommends that The Dude visit a doctor, citing that said doctor is "very thorough." So is the Prominy SC Electric Guitar collection, which does an uncomfortably thorough job of sampling the strat, even boring several new outputs into the guitar.