DJs have it made. In this video, DJ Abducted shows off how Rane Serato Scratch Live keeps the beat going on even when you can't hear that well or need to go to the bar to refill your beverage.

As a guitarist, I need to resort to yelling at the nearest audience member to buy me a drink from the stage, and since I have to split the night's cut with bandmates, I also can't afford to reimburse said audience members.

You and I both should watch this video.