Reverend Left-Handed Set-Necks: Now There's An Epithet I Haven't Heard Before
April 23, 2009
OK, I'll be honest. . . it's gonna be a struggle getting through this entire press release without getting sick in my mouth. I'm sorry, but left-handedness (*hurmph*). . . I just find it disgusting. Like P. T. Barnum side show disgusting. nevertheless it is my duty as a Gearwire contributor to report that Reverend Guitars is making three of their set-neck models available as (*uhrgk*). . . lefties.
The three models are (oh god) pictured below, and are, from left (*mph*) to right:
- Reverend Volcano
Asymmetrical V-style korina body, two PAF-style humbuckers - Reverend Warhawk II 390
Asymmetrical double-cut korina body, three P90-style single-coil pickups - Reverend Roundhouse HH-FM
Single-cut, maple body with flame-maple cap, two PAF-style humbuckers
HURRRURURLRURURLURULHULRLO. . . rrrUURHHRUHRHRHHRHRHRHRR. . . huh. . .huh. . . HARRRLRLRULRRRULRURR. . . .
OK, I think all the evil is out of me now OH NO DON'T LOOK AT THE PICTURE AGAIN ERRARARRLRLRLRLWRLLRWLRLWLLRWLRLWR. . .
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Reverend:
your a dumb ass . and not
your a dumb ass . and not funny. try being professional.
FUCK OFF . Maybe i will Beat
FUCK OFF . Maybe i will Beat your fucking face in with my left hand.
You are a fuckwit, clearly!
You are a fuckwit, clearly! Are you jealous of left handers because we are far more artistic, musically gifted, spacially aware(that means we are better drivers, idiot) and generally more intelligent than you? not to mention more likely to have an IQ of 140 or more (Genius) . Good on Reverend guitars for providing us left handed geniuses with an appropriate axe for our musical ability. Plenty do not care due to the economics! We also have massive penises, you clearly do not! Fuck off and leave us be you right handed wanker!
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