The new Samson Go Mic: it's a USB mic and a rally cry. It's its own best friend. "Go, Mic!"

"Oh man, I've got a career's worth of pop-masterpieces swirling around in my head, but only $50 and a laptop to my name! Should I sell my laptop for four-track scratch at the local pawn shop?"

"NO. . . GOOOOOOO MIC!"

"I don't have any reading or writing comprehension to speak of, but I do have an idea for the next great American road novel. . . and all these redeemable cans."

"GOOOOOOO MIC!"

"I really need to be taking notes for this lecture on Schleiermacher's Hermeneutics And The American Protestant Ascendancy, but I also need to drink my face off last night and not be able to even hold a pencil during class."

"GOOOOOOO MIC!"

Yes, it's Samson Go Mic, the plucky little USB microphone that's going o help you out of so many jams, thanks to its detailed recording ability, its portability and its affordability. A mere portrait of Ulysseys S. Grant will net you a laptop-mountable solution for almost any type of recording you can think of, from song ideas, classroom lectures, and web-based telecommunication.

Your friendly Go Mic will feature:

• Plug & play MAC and PC compatibility
• USB interface for high-resolution, digital audio streaming
• Custom design clips to a laptop or sits on a desk
• Compact, folding design allows easy storage in a brief case or laptop bag
• Condenser transducer with pressure gradient USB digital output
• Frequency response of 20Hz – 18 kHz
• Selectable cardioid or omni directional polar recording pattern
• Available in black or white
• MSRP $49

Did you catch that second-to-last feature? Selectable colors. Becuase choice is American. And so is the Go Mic USB Microphone.

"GOOOOOOO MIC!" And Go, America!