We needed a little help telling the difference between all the flavors of distortion in the new Cool Cat effects pedal series from Danelectro, so company rep Danny Dugan was on hand to offer some practical, real-world examples. Fun fact: everyone who works for Danelectro is named Danny!

You know, somebody tried to give me a litter of Cool Cats once, but I didn't want them, so I put them in a sack and threw them in a river.