Genz Benz claims that they hit a home run with their new Genz Benz Shuttle, a portable bass amp with a removable head -- just like Louis XVI (Pardon my French. . . humor!)! While we agree that it's good to hit a home run every once in a while, I think that Genz Benz has been juicing up.

300 watts from a single eight inch speaker? You don't need Jason Grimsley to figure that one out for you.

Alternately, in terms of futuristic intergalactic amplification possibilities and police-civilian relations, you'd rather see me in the pen than me and Lorenzo rollin in the Genz Benzo.