INT. GEARWIRE STUDIO. DAY.

William "Fastback" Holland enters Gear Studio with a mysterious-looking package under his arms. He closes the studio door behind him, locks it, and throws all three deadbolts. He runs to the storage closet and locks that door, too. Even though there are no exterior windows, he dims the lights, and looks over his shoulder once more before placing the package on a desk. Gingerly wielding a box-cutter with his latex-gloved hands, Holland makes one deliberate slice through the packing tape and separates the top box-flaps.

He grasps a smaller box which is contained within the larger shipping box and is hidden from our view. We are just about to make out what it is when a loud explosion is heard and a wall of Gearwire Studio is blown open. Before the dust settles, three NINJA ASSASSINS infiltrate the now ravaged studio. One of the assassins -- the LEAD ASSASSIN -- notices the unconscious body of WILLIAM HOLLAND. Close-up on the package in WILLIAM HOLLAND's hand, which we now see is a new copy of Sony Cinescore Big Picture. The LEAD ASSASSIN grabs Sony Cinescore Big Picture, hoists it above his head for his comrades to see.

The ASSASSINS quickly exit the ravaged Gearwire Studio as we cut to. . .

* Topper Gun, coming to theaters August 2009.