This video has two things we just can't seem to get enough of: Charlie Pickett and the Squire Hello Kitty Stratocaster. It shouldn't come as any surprise that a bona fide cheap guitar expert owns one of these pink heresies, but at least Mr. Pickett knew when and how to use his: for a cheap laugh.

Seriously, this story -- featuring Johnny Depp, like we promised -- is pretty good, though Pat asks a question that never really gets answered: did the new pickup mar H.K.'s punum?