All unnerving national socialist references aside (Uberstand, really?), the new Laptop Stand from Stanton is an ingenious and elegant solution to the problem of where to put you laptop in a crowded DJ booth or any other performance venue that didn't figure you'd be running your set off your Laptop (c'mon, unnamed performance venues, get with the times already).

The Uberstand is constructed out of aircraft grade aluminum and stainless steel for dependable support and and durability. The main support arms hold any laptop that measures 12" wide or larger, and there's a secondary lower shelf than can hold an external drive, an interface, a vegetable and hummus platter from Trader Joe's. . . whatever gets you through the night, cowboy.

When the sun rises and you've spun your last spin, the Uberstand folds neatly away into n included zipper punch, and takes up the same amount of room as a compact laptop - no post-club morning regret with the Uberstand!

The stand will retail for about $100, and will ship with reusable zip-ties and velcro for, well, use your imagination.