Where's the best place to store your guitar? On a stand? In its case? In your climate-controlled walk-in humidor? Yeah right, more like "none of the above." Experts have long agreed that the best place to store your guitar is hanging in your closet. Unfortunately, as with the electric car, teleportation, and ending world hunger, technology lags far behind concept in the realm of instrument storage. . . until now! Introducing The Guitar Hanger!

For the first time ever, you can store your instruments -- electric and acoustic guitars, even electric basses -- next to your clothing! Because, let's be honest, you got a guitar for the same reason you bought that Armani Exchange T-Shirt: you think it'll make you look cool.

Confused? Don't worry, The Guitar Hanger has prepared this elucidating instructional video about their product:

I've gleaned several core messages from this informative clip:

• Never have pets.
• Never have children.
• Never go to college.
• Guitars are shameful objects, and should never be seen.
• Caring for a fine instrument is an emotional burden that will certainly lead to self-doubt, anti-social behavior, and clinical depression.
• If you're a beginner guitarist and you store your guitar in a case under your bed, you're lazy and a liar. . . sort of like people who present a quote without citing its source.
• The Guitar Hanger is the answer to every one of my problems, or rather, it would be if I had a closet.

Just about the only things the video doesn't tell me is how much The Guitar Hanger costs and when I can get it. For that, you'll need to contact sales@theguitarhanger.com. Tell them how much you enjoyed their video!