I'll admit it: Wenzel from Ueberschall keeps in better contact with us than I do my own parents. His most recent update -- a press release for Ueberschall Electrolines -- went like this*:

"Hi guys!

It's been too long, seriously (like two weeks LOL!).

Anyways! I hope you're all enjoying Dancehall Madness we sure had a lot of "fun" producing it, and put in a lot of "hours" . . . I am meaning by the quotes that we smoked a lot of weed making that collection! "Jamaica, mon!" as my Jamaican friends say!

OK! What I really wanted to talk about was our new loop library! It's called Ueberschall Electrolines and just like Dancehall Madness, the genre style is right there in the title! ELECTRO!

Don't you just love electro? Of course you do, otherwise we wouldn't be friends! JK LOL!!!

But seriously, Electrolines is filled to the brim with electro-lines (see what I mean?!?!?) There are 78 themes and over 1000 analog synth sequences. . . holy cow! I don't even remember making all those! I do remember the gear we used to make them, though: awesome, awesome analog synths, like the Moog Voyager, Alesis Andromeda, Omega 8, Se-1x, Sh 101, Korg Monopoly, Oberheim Xpander & Ob-MX I bought you guys for Christmas. . . I mean I bought myself!! HAHAH! Seriously, you should come over and check them out and we'll get some beers, but don't drink them too close to the awesome analog gear, ok? Sweet, see you then!
OH HEY, I almost forgot: it's a Liquid Library (speaking of liquids, ha ha ha) so it'll work with our Liquid Player -- which it comes packaged with! Sweet! And it runs on Mac or PC in PC/AU/VST/RTAS formats! SWEETER!!!

OK, gotta run, but seriously, drop me a line -- or an ELECTROLINE EVEN LOL!!! -- soon and we'll chill out and make some sweet dance music.

One Love, Peace Out In The Middle East. -- Wenzel (Uesberschall)"

*no it didn't