If you don't know that wood is warm, clean and provided by nature by now, maybe you should just let Nicolas Cage dropkick you off of a catwalk to your demise. We're at the woodmill at the Washburn USA Custom Shop where we're treated to a viewing of several raw woods and also assembled bodies.

The chambered guitars were especially noteworthy -- the Washburn Icon is actually halfway to being deemed acceptable by the Wu Tang Clan.