Feeling stressed? Economic woes got you down? Need a little liberating excitement in your life? How about a joy ride in a new Maserati up US-1 from Sausalito to Inverness? Yeah, that's the ticket. Can't afford a Maserati? How bout the next best thing: the new Waves Tony Maserati Collection of professional plugins.

The Tony Maserati Collection is made up of six application-specific plugins designed in collaboration with Grammy award-winning winning producer Babyface. . . ha ha ha, jk, lol, rotfl. No, seriosuly, it was Tony Maserati, famed producer with (to name a few) Jason Mraz, Black Eyed Peas, Mary J. Blige, David Bowie, 2Pac, Britney Spears, John Legend, Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Alicia Keys, James Brown, Marc Anthony, etc., etc. Each of the six plugins were developed with a very specific task in mind:

• Maserati VX1 Vocal Enhancer
• Maserati DRM Drum Slammer
• Maserati ACG Acoustic Guitar Designer
• Maserati HMX Harmonics Generator
• Maserati B72 Bass Phattener
• Maserati GTi Guitar Toner

Stamping his eponymous collection with the Tony Maserati Seal Of Approval, Mr. Maserati himself had this to say:

"I have been using Waves plug-ins from the beginning of my immersion in digital workstations. From dynamics and EQs to special effects, most of the tracks that recording engineers send me have Waves plug-ins on them, making it easy for me to save their work and edit. Waves did an amazing job turning my personal processing chains into custom plug-ins."

You can take up the burden of Maserati's processing chains yourself for only $800 US (MSRP).