In the sorry tale of Armand and Robert Zidjian, Chris "The Crab" Collings sides with Bob. See, Chris used to play Ziljian, but too many broken crashes and dead tones forced him to look elsewhere for the musical alloy, including Robert Zildjian's Sabian company. Looks like "The Crab" is trying to reignite the flames of hate that separated these two brothers in the first place, and it's sure to lead to some horrific Armenian on Armenian violence. Chris, you'd better just apologize now, before System of a Down writes a song about you.